• Flying SquidM
    12•6 days ago

    I like how people on Star Trek just constantly throw down “synthahol” and real alcohol as if it’s no big deal but there’s still the occasional anti-drugs episode.

    • @AceBonobo
      15•6 days ago

      Alcohol companies have the best marketing

    • snooggumsEnglish
      11•6 days ago

      Just like the current world!

    • jawa21
      8•6 days ago

      Before the replicator nonsense, though, we’d sneak on a bit of the good stuff. Synthahol is a slap in the face of all Scots!

      • Flying SquidM
        9•6 days ago

        I like how they’ve never explained (at least on the show itself) what synthahol does. Does it get you drunk or even tipsy? If not, why does everyone drink it?

        But I think the idea is that synthahol can get you drunk but you can get sober right away with a hypospray or whatever if necessary.

        And you’re telling me there’s also no synthacannabis or even synthameth?

        • jawa21
          5•6 days ago

          On a Human wessel where the higher ups know damn well the crew is going to find ways to get the real shit on board, and they’re shown doing it, synthahol must be universally inferior, despite the “benefits.”

          • Flying SquidM
            4•6 days ago

            But it does something, or else they wouldn’t drink it at all. So why not synthacannabis too? Not as good as the real stuff, but the synthahol equivalent.

            I am also pretty sure I remember someone (maybe Wesley) being told they’re too young to drink synthahol, so it has to be intoxicating on some level.

            • jawa21
              7•6 days ago

              The silly realistic answer is network TV. The in universe answer? It’s probably non-addictive and cheap. Synthacannabis, definitely falls under the network TV answer. In universe it probably exists, but is highly regulated.

              • Flying SquidM
                4•6 days ago

                I ended up looking it up on Memory Alpha and they imply that it’s normally just a flavoring agent, but Seven and one alien both got drunk on it because they lacked the enzyme needed to break down the effects.

                I mean I like a nice alcoholic drink, but if I have replicators that can make me pretty much any drink in the explored galaxy, why would I constantly choose one with the flavor of alcohol but that wouldn’t get me drunk? You know, maybe there’s that one crewman who just had to have their non-alcoholic beer at the end of a shift, but they’re all slamming down synthehol (it’s with an e, not an a, which doesn’t work as well for me) drinks all the time.

                I also love that they seem to have no problem at all with stimulants that are far stronger than caffeine. You’d think raktajino was cocaine the way they compared it to coffee.

                • jawa21
                  5•6 days ago

                  Imagine being a Scotsman trapped in a pattern buffer for decades and decades in order to survive, only to be rescued and told a proper drink is literally impossible now.

                • @marcos
                  3•6 days ago

                  A lot of times, they only drink it while on duty. Other times they drink it all the time while on a ship… Somebody probably compiled it, but I don’t think the authors had any unified theory of why people drink it.

                  But yeah, I remember many people saying it’s only a flavoring agent.

                • @[email protected]
                  3•6 days ago

                  They’ve all programmed their replicator profiles to include “Ethanol, 22.5ml, Chilled” in all orders they place containing the word “synthehol”

                • @[email protected]
                  3•6 days ago

                  I drink liquor because of the taste and mouthfeel. I usually stop at one dose because I don’t like getting tipsy or drunk. I’d absolutely love synthehol.