I’d like to subscribe to this timeline please

This is the future liberals want

Hook. Me. Up.

Ladies of the future please destroy me.

Taller than me and we can share sneakers?? Sign me up twice.

Ok…no. what the fuck is happening??? My tivo just asked me if it could change channels. And I said NO!!! But it did it anyways, and I missed the Puerto Rican star shooting!!! But now Gronk Gronkowski is yelling at me in Paris! And I wanted to google why my tivo fucks around, but it felt too firmiliar. This has happened before. Just in a time that never existed. So I tried to calm myself down, and look at Lemmy. But THIS post is what I saw first. It reminded me that I’ve lived here before. I’ve done this day in a different timeline. I’ve SEEN this comic! And now America Ferrera is dancing with her tits on display. That’s new. I don’t remember that part. And I don’t remember pizza. So that raises the question. Is this a parelel timeline, or a looping timeline that I’m erasing as I repeat? Or have I broken the loop???

shifty eyes

This commercial is mocking me with the LJN back to the future NES video game! GO AWAY KIA!!! IT’S TIME FOR LENNY KRAVITZ!!!