• metaStatic
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    521 month ago

    Hello police, someone has posted my entire life on the internet.

    yes, I’ll hold …

      • @feedum_sneedson
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        151 month ago

        Commendable effort, but there’s been great advances in trolling over the past decade and I implore you to study the literature.

  • @feedum_sneedson
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    341 month ago

    I barely do anything but work, recover from work, and get ready for work.

  • @[email protected]
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    161 month ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world. Me, my SO and two friends had a nice dinner and then got absolutely plastered and listened to 90s rave and metal, we’re all in our 40s/50s. I’m a bit hungover though😃

    • @kofe
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      81 month ago

      Fourth panel was definitely me, and I’m comfy. Get you some electrolytes, though! Happy new year

  • @HeyJoe
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    141 month ago

    You forgot the late 20s to early 30s were we are all grown up and responsible, possibly with kids, and going to close friends houses parties for a few years were half the people are super responsibleand the other still living it up taking way to many drugs. Then, we transition to doing nothing.

  • @[email protected]
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    111 month ago

    My wife and I went to our neighbor’s house for New Year’s. She made it to 10:00 before wanting to go home.

  • @Glytch
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    81 month ago

    I was busting my ass to feed ungrateful drunks until 4 AM.

  • @Demdaru
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    71 month ago

    In my case, fill all four with the first frame. Not an alcoholic, wasn’t party person even once in my life and sure as fuck I am not missing my yearly allowance to nuke the ever loving shit outta the sky. ^^

  • Lucy :3
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    61 month ago

    New years as a teen is new years now for some reason (I don’t have friends here)

  • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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    41 month ago

    I’m in my thirties and just had the time of my life. I’m visiting The Hague and got to spend my night dodging mortars and watching actual explosions. 10/10 want to come here next year now too, probably with impact goggles though

    • @SkunkWorkz
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      There is growing support for an all out ban. Since kids keep getting injured every year. And this nye a kid died. And fireworks is often used against the emergency services during nye.

      Enjoy it while it lasts. Might be no fireworks in the future.

  • Lev_Astov
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    31 month ago

    How many years? Why is it pluralized?

  • @python
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    21 month ago

    New Year’s was always my favorite holiday because I loved setting things on fire, but apparently I’m the kind of person now that gets a panic attack from the loud explosions. It sucks man

  • @MehBlah
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    21 month ago

    I get woken up for it by idiots wasting a lot of money.