alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!

  • “Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics 😊”
  • “Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current”
  • Blackout
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    626 days ago

    If they want you to be over 6ft it’s only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn’t made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.

  • @tautalas
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    345 days ago

    Zero chance it’s not a joke. God, I hope

    • @BarbecueCowboy
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      145 days ago

      This guy heard the phrase “If you don’t ask, you don’t get it” and threw out all human decency and just fucking ran with it.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 days ago

      If so, this is a very socially inept joke to make in your second text to a person you haven’t met yet. Jesus.

  • @aeronmelon
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    186 days ago

    That person is a disgrace to Aarons everywhere.

  • @[email protected]
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    55 days ago

    Hey get rid of your son for a possibility at being with me. The amount of stupid selfish mfs out there is insane!