• @CaptainPedantic
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        2519 days ago

        Tell the time, the date, and act as a stop watch according to the manufacturers website. My $250 watch does all that and it looks better.

        I can totally understand buying a nice/expensive watch, they look nice, the feel nice, they’re accurate, they can do cool stuff. I don’t understand buying a watch that costs more than most cars cost, especially if it only does the most basic watch features.

        • @[email protected]
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          1819 days ago

          you would understand it, if only you had millions of dollars to waste and zero ethical things to do with the money!

        • @[email protected]
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          1319 days ago

          The funny thing is, a cheap quartz crystal based clock is more accurate than the best mechanical clock

          Fancy clocks being more accurate than cheap clocks is literally just marketing.

          • @[email protected]
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            419 days ago

            The point is that it’s a cool, complicated little machine. But you can get that for a lot less than 200k.

      • Eager Eagle
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        1119 days ago

        Instantly reduce your net worth when stolen

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    That. That’s a human paw. That’s not a hand. That’s a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.

  • @Shou
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    5219 days ago

    This woman chose the bear.

  • @kemsat
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    4419 days ago

    Totally thought it was a dog paw at first

  • @lath
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    4219 days ago

    I did think that was a dog’s paw at first… Makes sense if they’re a werewolf.

    • LoudWaterHombre
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      I was shocked who would put such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol

      I didn’t wear my glasses to my defense.

  • @slampisko
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    2619 days ago

    That’s not a full moon emoji, dammit that’s not even a half moon emoji

  • TragicNotCute
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    1319 days ago

    The lack of hair on the knuckles is the strangest part to me.

    • @Eheran
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      1319 days ago

      Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.

  • @[email protected]
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    1219 days ago

    Here’s a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he’s your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you’re his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!

    • @alnitak
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      1519 days ago

      I’m a furry, I’d be happy either way. Though if I had to pick, I’d rather be getting a massage I suppose 😋

    • @[email protected]
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      318 days ago

      “AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”

  • @fnrir
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    619 days ago

    Especially when it’s a full moon. ;D