• @LovableSidekick
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    3 days ago

    “But my dad owns BusinessCorp Inc.”

    “Oh, my apologies sir, your VIP Express Elevator of Life is right this way. Would you care for a sparkling beverage?”

      • @Cort
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        42 days ago

        “Remember, if you need to trickle down, please do so over the side of the escalator”

  • @Buffalox
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    433 days ago

    If you are rich, you have other people doing the pedaling.

  • HobbitFoot
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    63 days ago

    Like teenagers would believe what they would have to deal with.

  • @gibmiser
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    53 days ago

    That’s some horseshit. Put death on the top? Have some humanity and put it at the bottom of the other side

    • @[email protected]
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      63 days ago

      Those who are a substantial combination of privileged and lucky do at least have a flat section in the middle.

      Before it’s someone’s turn to wipe their butts.