Betty White. Sadly, I don’t know where they buried her…

No one, since I am simply too delusional to believe “it could never happen”. Put another way, I see myself as a “temporarily embarrassed ladykiller”.

I’ve got a crush on one of my friends who seems sex-repulsed and (I assume) is ace. She moved away last year which is easier in some ways but I do miss her friendship…

Eh, tbh, that ain’t me. If I know it’s never going to happen, I’m not interested. If I know it could happen, and I’m in a situation where it’s ethical, I have a decent history of letting it happen as long as it isn’t going to mess something up, or be a one time only thing.

That being said, there have been times where it wouldn’t have been ethical, so it didn’t. I’m married now, and I have this thing when I’m monogamous that my brain just ignores anyone else as a sexual partner, so it’s all past tense.

The most memorable time was the daughter of a patient that was also the person in charge of their arrangements. Ethically, you’re not supposed to diddle family at all, but everyone knows it’s going to happen eventually, so most companies that I worked for had policies in place about who you could and couldn’t get together with while still being on a case.

I was in my twenties, she was in her forties. She wasn’t some kind of crazy gorgeous milfy sort, though she was definitely attractive. Very much so. Just not in that Hollywood or porn way. There was heat from the first time we met too, so it wasn’t like it was a one sided thing.

But, her dad was a big dude. Had been a mason his whole life, so the man was still a brick wall in his late seventies. Over six foot, about 245. They had trouble getting and keeping caregivers because of that. Back then, male caregivers were very rare, so it wasn’t like I could just quit the case and see what happened. There wasn’t anyone else at the company that could have done the job, and that was more important than me and her letting that heat burn. Just wouldn’t have been right.

But it could have happened. If I’d chosen to ignore ethics, and she had not cared about her dad having someone that could take care of him right, it would have been a thing for sure. As it was, we ended up flirting and wishing we could lol. But we left it at that.

However, many was the time I’d end up having some rather potent dreams about her.

By the time the case ended, she had gotten involved with someone, so I wasn’t going to try, and it was years before we ran across each other again. By that time, we were both involved, and that was that.

I can’t think of anyone in my life that I’d be interested in and haven’t fucked already, where “it could never happen” would apply.

a few girls I knew in high school, but one got kidnapped, another said no, and the last one was gay

A co worker. She is single. I am not. She is 10 years younger than me. I only know her “work” personality. I have no idea what she is like in non work situations. She has a great body. A bright smile and tits just the right size. Not clownish big. The size that would fit comfortably in your hand or mouth. I would love to do her just once to get it out of my system. But if your brain is in charge and not your cock you know never to fuck people where you work. It always turns into a horror show.