Cashier: “enjoy your beer”
Me: “you too!”
How to recover from this: hand one to the cashier.
Who’s under age
Damn, anything to not pay your waiters a fair wage, right?
Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system
The self checkout doesn’t mind!
“Unexpected item in bagging area”
“Thanks, you too!”
“Well you should damned well expect it since I scanned it. Shouldn’t ya? I guess I’ll just steal this item.”
Where is begging area then?
My dad calls those “titless tellers”
Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t say it right to their screens…
Me: mumbles something
The cashier: sorry?
Me: bye!
Enjoy the movie!
You too!
Ohh…
cashier: doing their job, scans box of condoms, tub of Vaseline, fish hooks, women’s panties.
customer: looks at wife then at cashier and that’s the last time you’ll touch those!
cashier: looks at panties and then at embarrassed wife and back at customer are you sure of that?
customer: grin fades from face
customers wife: uncontrollable laughter
