The self checkout doesn’t mind!
“Unexpected item in bagging area”
“Thanks, you too!”
“Well you should damned well expect it since I scanned it. Shouldn’t ya? I guess I’ll just steal this item.”
Where is begging area then?
My dad calls those “titless tellers”
Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t say it right to their screens…
Cashier: “enjoy your beer”
Me: “you too!”
How to recover from this: hand one to the cashier.
Who’s under age
Damn, anything to not pay your waiters a fair wage, right?
Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system
Me: mumbles something
The cashier: sorry?
Me: bye!
cashier: doing their job, scans box of condoms, tub of Vaseline, fish hooks, women’s panties.
customer: looks at wife then at cashier and that’s the last time you’ll touch those!
cashier: looks at panties and then at embarrassed wife and back at customer are you sure of that?
customer: grin fades from face
customers wife: uncontrollable laughter
Enjoy the movie!
You too!
Ohh…
