• thisisbutaname
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    552 months ago

    They don’t get any epic music for the fight.

    No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.

    And yes, I’m old, sue me. Let’s see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.

    • @[email protected]
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      112 months ago

      I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like “Let it Go” or “The Sound of Music.”

    • @[email protected]
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      72 months ago

      This, and other equally valuable reasons, are why I choose “I Will Survive,” by Gloria Gaynor.

      • madjo
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        22 months ago

        Stayin Alive by The Beegees was my first thought.

        Or we could recreate the zombie beating scene in the Winchester from Shaun of the Dead to Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen.

    • @RizzRustbolt
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      32 months ago

      Tiny Tim has an excellent selection of ironic head-bash-in hits.

  • el_twitto
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    482 months ago

    “Smack My Bitch Up” by The Prodigy

  • WatDabney
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    372 months ago

    We’re Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.

  • @[email protected]
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    372 months ago

    How on earth has nobody said X Gon’ Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that’s the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.

    • @mojofrododojo
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      82 months ago

      yeah if I’m gonna go ham on a whole group of people this is the right song

    • @[email protected]
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      62 months ago

      Nah, Deadpool already used it, it’s like an unwritten rule. When a guy in spandex runs around making millions faking a fight scene with it, you aren’t supposed to reuse it.

    • @FilthyHookerSpit
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      22 months ago

      My first thought as well. Second would be Ante up by M.O.P

  • @Valmond
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    342 months ago

    Turbo Lover by Judas Priest

  • @ChicoSuave
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    282 months ago

    They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.

      • NSRXN
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        22 months ago

        the Lauren Mayberry one is so much more heartfelt

        • @Lcacophany
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          12 months ago

          I didn’t know she did a cover of that! Love her and chvrches.

  • @[email protected]
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    232 months ago

    The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it’ll remind them.

  • @Lcacophany
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    202 months ago

    Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don’t know why but it just feels right.

  • @Alenalda
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    182 months ago

    Don’t stop me now -Queen

    • @scutiger
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      162 months ago

      In that song, the law won. Not the outcome I’d be hoping for.

      • @BranBucket
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        Granted…

        However, the lyrics seem to be sung from the point of view of someone who turned to crime after the system failed them, and the Clash make it sound defiant and powerful despite the outcome.

        It’s time to settle some grievances with the Law.

        EDIT: I mean, just imagine that first guitar riff coming in right after someone kicks Thomas square in the nuts as the opening salvo… beautiful.

      • @[email protected]
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        12 months ago

        Even in our fantasies we wouldn’t get away with it. But much ass would be whooped nonetheless.