If a leaf leaves leaves, why doesn’t a calf calve calves?

  • @not_woody_shaw
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    310 hours ago

    Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo… I’m not sure how many I’m supposed to write, did I do enough yet?

  • ddh
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    19 hours ago

    A tree leaves leaves like a cow calves calves.

  • Quicky
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    1719 hours ago

    Because cows calve calves

    • @INeedMana
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      19 hours ago

      There’s a bunch of leaves. Wind blows. One leaf gets blown away. It leaves the leaves

      Haiku version:
      There’s a bunch of leaves
      Wind blows. One gets blown away
      It leaves the leaves

    • @SzylerOP
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      014 hours ago

      It’s a showerthought about the English spellings being fucked.

      You read read as read, and not as read.

  • macniel
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    119 hours ago

    Because that’s how you wash your Reaver Speer.