There’s no cock like horse cock
There is a thick gauge wire in the radio, television and film industry that’s commonly referred to as horse cock. I worked a bit in radio and heard one of the techs setting up a booth yell to another bring me that horse cock and did a double take. I learned something that day.
Wow…just…wow.
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick.
Great… i have this one now stuck in my head again.
Comes with the territory
Me riding a giant horse cock after the genie misunderstood my wish.
This is… impressive.
the plot chickens
So the wish was I want to ride a horsecock?
My neighbour’s askin’ why I’m limping down the way
And who that fella was who came by yesterday
I quickly turn my face before I start to blush
'Coz frankly there is nothing I can sayIn case anyone’s ears haven’t been blessed by the musical majesty of “No Cock Like Horse Cock”.
Truly a piece to rival Mozart and Wagner.
It’s so stupidly happy sounding and catchy! I find myself humming the tune when I really, really shouldn’t.
This is more useful anyway.
You know, I hear Morrissey rides one of those (CockHorse). Warlock Pinchers. Morrissey rides a cockhorse
Maybe the Genie didn’t misunderstand you but instead he’s just an insufferable cunt who fucks up your wish instead just to be a miserable ass?
The genie made no mistake. He knew exactly what he was doing.
The genie saved you from a lifetime of back pain and the potential of a stroke every time you lose your erection.
You’ve got it backwards: it’s when you HAVE an erection that you give it a stroke…
I don’t have back pain, but I always have the potential for a stroke when I get an erection
This makes the horse-sized chicken/chicken-sized horses thing more interesting.
Damn hard of hearing genies! You think I asked for a tiny, 12 inch pianist?
I don’t think this genie misunderstood your request whatsoever…
the giant horse conch weighs over 11 pounds
