• M137
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    13 hours ago

    This was a blast from the past, I remember thinking this was hilarious back then, not that it’s bad now. It’s “I blew air out of my nose” slightly funny.

  • Xanthrax
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    1011 hours ago

    It’s okay, child, you will be consumed and spread my seed. 👁_👁

  • FuglyDuck
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    Eh.

    Male trees don’t produce fruit…

    (Awkward….)

    • M137
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      13 hours ago

      Congratulations, you’ve successfully shown everyone you’re an idiot!

    • @hime0321
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      12 hours ago

      Apple trees, like most flowering plants, have both male and female reproductive parts. So idk what the fuck you’re talking about. (Awkward)

      • @Blum0108
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        811 hours ago

        Trans trees? DEI is getting out of hand

        • Xanthrax
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          If this keeps happening, they might reach equity! /s

    • Xanthrax
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      Male tree? Even functionality male trees have female parts.

      Hermaphroditic: Also known as monoecious, these trees have flowers with both male and female reproductive parts. The majority of native trees, such as oak, birch, beech, and hazel, are hermaphroditic. Dioecious: These trees have separate male and female individuals. Examples of dioecious trees include Chinese pistachio, ginko, eastern redcedar, and cottonwood. Functional male: These trees produce more pollen than other trees in the same species. Functional female: These trees produce more seeds than other trees in the same species.