• @shalafi
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    104 hours ago

    How old I am:

    Translated Paradise City into French for my gf, hand written in a perfumed letter on real stationary. She loved it. Yes, I got laid, but that was happening anyway as we were 18.

  • @masquenox
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    205 hours ago

    When you’re young, horny and reasonably healthy it makes a lot more sense.

  • NickwithaC
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    178 hours ago

    except the original lyrics didn’t go like that…

    • @[email protected]
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      488 hours ago

      From Genius:

      "Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

      Where the girls are fat
      And they’ve got big titties
      

      Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

      Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

      Thanks for the fun fact! I didn’t know this.

    • IninewCrow
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      177 hours ago

      We always used to sing … “Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty”

      • @Bassman1805
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        117 hours ago

        Those weren’t the original lyrics, though. Axl changed them before the song was recorded (good move, though)