• @lordnikon
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    6415 days ago

    u7in-32tb.224xlarge’s get you every time

    • @AnUnusualRelic
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      That’s the name of one of his children, isn’t it?

    • @[email protected]
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      But my code runs 3% faster on that instance than a t3.small - it’d be inefficient to use anything else.

      • Syl
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        1915 days ago

        An entire 3%!!!? My bad, carry on then.

  • @[email protected]
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    I saw this on all, and I don’t get the joke. Any programmers care to explain in lay terms?

    • @cm0002OP
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      EC2 are cloud based virtual machines, very easy to spin one up exactly as you need it to run whatever.

      But they’re billed hourly and they get very expensive very very fast especially when you leave it on (the hourly billing is for a machine that’s on and running) and have shit tons of resources on it. You can have multiple terabyte RAM machines at the click of a button

        • @ysjet
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          5615 days ago

          The other thing they forgot to mention is that getting Amazon to actually tell you what anything will cost, or a breakdown of what your bill is, is like pulling teeth.

          • @cm0002OP
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            1215 days ago

            Oh good to know, I’m more of a GCP guy myself and it’s billing tool isn’t too shabby IMO lolol

            • @ysjet
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              Amazon’s billing tool is the most useless thing I’ve ever seen lol. it’s like “$XYZ of your bill was server compute!” like, there’s 40 ec2s, elastic beanstalk instances, fargate, kubernetes, like what the fuck is ‘server compute’ and what’s the breakdown of the actual individual parts?

              It’s not even unhelpful, it’s literally worse than useless lmao

              • @steventhedev
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                You can get a full itemized bill. The only thing that isn’t fully broken out are elastic ips. We found that out because we were tagging everything for billing and those weren’t showing up correctly.

                Mind you, it’s likely a bit more itemized than you want. Like you’ll see a separate line item for each price tier you paid for something, and things like ebs disks are all split out. It can be a bit…much.

                • @ysjet
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                  514 days ago

                  I mean, that’s kind of my point though. You either get worse than useless, over detailed to the point of useless, or you have to spend weeks pulling hacky crap with tags to try to jury-rig your own useful billing system out of their clusterfuck.

              • @[email protected]
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                You need to use tags on your resources if you want to get a better breakdown of what your more specific resources are costing you.

                You can filter by tags in cost explorer.

      • @abcdqfr
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        Oh is that why RAM is expensive AF anymore? Post quantum serverless demand for TB of RAMDisk?

    • @[email protected]
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      3815 days ago

      You can rent cloud machines from Amazon, they can get pretty expensive if you forget about them

    • elgordino
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      115 days ago

      Amazon charges per hour for renting a server. Some are very expensive. It’s a common mistake to forget to turn off a server after you’ve finished using it and end up paying more than you planned.

  • Ignotum
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    bill of 40 billion dollars shows up
    “Oh shit, I’m going to have to work twice as hard for a couple of hours to make that back”
    Tweets twice as often