• @ebolapie
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    2315 hours ago

    Nooo, please don’t touch our boats, they’re so weak and gay and defenseless and so are we, uwu

  • @[email protected]
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    4919 hours ago

    Uh oh, they discovered our Elite team of strictly gay and black special forces… our ultimate weapon has been exposed…

    • @[email protected]
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      Putin will happily meet them where they are with his own large collection of people imprisoned strictly for being gay - it’s a win-win as far as he’s concerned.

      Heck, he’ll probably do us one better by throwing in trans people, too.

  • @[email protected]
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    2920 hours ago

    If you’re going to touch our boats, you best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

    • @ccunning
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      919 hours ago

      Dunno. The new commander in chief might be ok with the boat touching…

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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          Trump: There are no sunken boats. Sunken boats is a Democrat hoax!

          MAGA: I’d rather have sunken boats than be a Democrat.

          Trump: Some boats are listing, but not entirely sunk. The radical left and deep state are using boats to attack me in a baseless witch hunt.

          MAGA: There might be sinking boats, but they’re part of the 4d chess planning.

          Trump: Some boats are sinking. I was the first to call the boats sunken. Nobody identifies a sinking boat better than me.

        • @zerosignal
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          48 hours ago

          Trump could convince at least half of the magats that it’s actually a good thing and they’d believe him.

  • @Iheartcheese
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    2120 hours ago

    I would like to know more about these gay forces