Clarification: I mean a person who has actually been dead for a while and suddenly they’re alive again

  • deadcatbounce
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    Life insurance companies would be changing their terms and conditions.

  • Otherbarry
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    If they’ve been dead for a while then the body is going to be quite decayed so that unfortunate person would end up dying again immediately.

    Unless you’re suggesting this thing that came to life is no longer human. So in that case decayed body/flesh, missing organs/bodyparts, etc. no longer prevent it from “life”. But I’d argue that isn’t a human coming back to life, more like a corpse transforming into something else.

  • @Apepollo11
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    Something that nobody seems to have touched upon is the fact that many dead people are embalmed.

    If you suddenly came alive again after being embalmed, you’d suddenly become dead again.

    Also, post-mortem examinations are not uncommon if the cause of death was not clear. Again this might lead to instant re-death.

    Finally, if the cause of death /was/ clear (such as trauma), then again, that may likely result in instant re-death.

  • @Cheems
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    I swear to God Dave if you found the necronomicon again

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      1010 hours ago

      Unless they are Uma Turman with her masochistic palm-fist strike training.

  • @RandomUser
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    48 hours ago

    If it happened frequently enough, the government would find a way to tax it.

    • @[email protected]
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      Not really. My country’s legal system, at least, foresees that someone may be mistakenly declared dead and so provides in the Todeserklärungsgesetz (§ 24):

      (1)Wenn der für tot Erklärte persönlich vor Gericht erscheint und die Aufhebung der Todeserklärung verlangt, so hat das Gericht, falls die Identität des Antragstellers mit dem für tot Erklärten unzweifelhaft feststeht, ohne weiteres Verfahren die Aufhebung der Todeserklärung auszusprechen.

      which translates to:

      If the person who has been declared dead appears personally in front of a court and demands the cancellation of the declaration of death, then the court has to, if there is no doubt as to the identity of the applicant with the person who has been declared dead, without further procedure declare the annulment of the declaration of death.

      • y0kai
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        24 hours ago

        “Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.”

        • @[email protected]
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          I actually know about this law from a book (I think) about amusing laws and court decisions. It certainly does sound funny to have a sentence start “if the person who has been declared dead appears personally in front of a court”.

    • @[email protected]
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      39 hours ago

      True. I can imagine a kafkaic scene with the reborn person talking to some official, telling them that they’re dead and they can’t be of any help, despite them standing right in front of them.

  • @lemmefixdat4u
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    It would no longer be the world-view destroying event that it would have have been 100 years ago. The moment someone came up with the idea of a matter-energy transporter, we had the idea of how someone could come back from the dead. Today we know exactly how it would be done - we just lack the technology.

  • @[email protected]
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    910 hours ago

    Realistically, Netflix documentary, lots of interviews, newspaper articles, sharing by facebook uncles. If that person is religious, either a following or a statement about seeing the light.

  • @[email protected]
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    1912 hours ago

    We have examples of people being misidentified as dead, who rise either at the hospital, mortuary, or after.

    It is speculated this is one of reasons ‘wakes’ were established, just to make sure the loved one was well and truly dead before committing them to earth.

  • @[email protected]
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    As others have stated, you’re still going to have to define dead, and you’re going to have to define the question of what happens. I suspect you may not actually have any specifications for either and are just having fun thinking up and about random shit (that’s not a dig; I share this hobby).

    But for the sake of further discussion, let’s add a few more specific (but non-limiting) questions just to help the discussion along.

    I’m going to exclude cases where they’re already deeply buried or cremated because the obvious answer is “stay there” with the exception of a purely magic related situation where their body just spontaneously recorporeates somewhere? What would be the social consequences to that, how would people react, and what would happen to any property they left behind? This actually raises a lot of other questions related to the social dynamics such as:

    • how would the people immediately around them react.
    • what proof would people need to believe it?
    • are they still on the hook for their student and medical debt
    • would it likely start a new religion and how would the existing religions feel about it from most to least happy?

    There’s also some physical questions such as how much skin, muscle, brain, and other organ breakdown would have occurred and which part would have the most damage.

    There’s questions about whether or not they’re likely to have experienced something spiritual (including what we DO know about near-death experiences like the commonality of a peaceful feeling or spiritual experiences.

    I gave no great answers to any of these and additionally encourage others to ask similar hypothetical details to ask about.

  • @7uWqKj
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    412 hours ago

    The definition of death is that it is not reversible, so it would mean that the person never was dead in the first place.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 hours ago

      Thanks, I’ll keep that take in my pocket for later. “Your honor, you can’t possibly prove that in the future a superintelligence won’t be able to reconstruct enough of the victim’s brain to resurrect them, and hence they aren’t dead and I can’t have committed murder!”.

  • @lath
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    Depends. Once you’re dead and everything stops working, coming back means dealing with decomposition and a shitton of toxins. Can the system deal with it naturally? What’s the first stuff to go during decay and can the body do without them?

    • @[email protected]
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      28 hours ago

      This is what I was thinking. You’d be going around in a partially decayed body, smelling like hell till all your cells could refresh.