HI MEAN I’M DAD

D-dad??

He’s mean he’s mean

Ya know what I mean

He’s mean he’s mean

I say what I mean

That’s true, that’s true

I mean what I say

he do he do

I remember this guy from an advert. In the next panel a man in a chef’s hat kicks him out of a diner and tells him to ‘go fly a kite’. He takes that as a revelation and becomes a kite-themed supervillain. Spiderman defeats him on his first heist with Hostess Fruit Pies.

Sandman?

“BUT NOT LEAN! I LIKE A BIG BREAKFAST!”