• @shalafi
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    22 hours ago

    Short. Skinny. 7.5" dong.

    Broke up with a gf, much yelling.

    “Well look at you! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic, if you didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothin’!”

    Uh, stipulated, I guess?

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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    64 hours ago

    Do you have a non-compressed version? It’s all just blur on my phone app.

  • @Noodle07
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    5 hours ago

    I don’t understand the circumference one? How did they measure that one?

    Edit: nvm OK, I’m doing way better than I thought… Hey anyone want some top French baguette!?

  • @[email protected]
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    129 hours ago

    So I’m from the south of the Netherlands. A two hour drive gets me from here, all the way trough Belgium into France.

    And apparently in that distance the average girth goes all the way from the top of the scale to the bottom.

    Ain’t that something

  • @[email protected]
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    1812 hours ago

    The last time I saw a study on this, there was way less variation between country averages. This also seems to very much confirm existing social biases, which I’d be wary of.

    • @[email protected]
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      43 hours ago

      Yep, was going to mention a study from a few years ago that threw out most of this data as junk since they found many were counting stretched flaccid as “erect”.

  • fxomt
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    715 hours ago

    Saudi Arabia #120, 4.88 inches

    Bro don’t out us like that, i’m trying my best 😭

  • @[email protected]
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    2124 hours ago

    I like me a dong that’s absolutely TINY flaccid, and like 5-7” erect. Put basically nothing in your mouth, takeout a SLAB OF MEAT. Magic.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 hours ago

      If you click/tap the bananas in the title, you get larger picture than the preview image generated by Lemmy.

      I think this was shared as a link and that caused it to parse this way (though I could be wrong).

      • Ænima
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        112 hours ago

        Isn’t that the cartoon about emergency management canines that can talk and drive cars?

        • @[email protected]
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          311 hours ago

          You are thinking of Paw Patrol. Penis patrol is tasked with measuring dongs so that average men can feel a little better. Wierdly, also animated k9s in uniform.

        • @AnUnusualRelic
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          210 hours ago

          Oh I’ve heard of that one, they sell licensed lotion or something at my local pharmacy. I’m not really sure what it is though, I don’t have children.

  • Rimu
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    923 hours ago

    Ah, North Korea. Now I get it.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 day ago

    I wonder how you would even get those flaccid measurements, I mean it’s not like the size doesn’t vary depending on the circumstances.

    • @Kiwi_fella
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      13 hours ago

      Brother. This is the truth.