• @[email protected]
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    3 days ago

    We saw a man propose to his wife in a cute way. There was a person playing music and he got on his knees. She said yes and people were being supportive.

    Then I got down on my knee and proposed to my wife (again). My wife said no and walked away.

    I then quietly left the area to the awkward strangers, turned the corner to find my wife laughing at me.

  • ddh
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    182 days ago

    “It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.”

  • @stupidcasey
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    303 days ago

    500 for one discount, just post an ad in the paper for couples wanting to get engaged, rent out a beach pay for a sky writer charge each viewer ~50 to have will you marry me written in the sky boom

    ~ $25,000 -Subtotal

    ~ $150 -beach rental.

    ~ $2,500 -Skywriter.


    ~ $22,350 -Profit

    Free engagement -Priceless

  • paraphrand
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    303 days ago

    That one guy must feel weird about having hair.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      263 days ago

      See, a skywriter is a guy who gets paid to write messages in the sky with a plane’s exaust. It’s not so much a thing anymore, but it used to be the type of thing you’d see in movies.

      So this guy does that, on a beach, and proposes to his girlfriend. Meanwhile the other 4 couples can also see the message on account of how skies work. But those other 4 guys had no intention of proposing that day. So now they’re on a beach, their girlfriends are excited for something that isn’t coming, meanwhile the couple in yhe middle IS having a proposal.

      • Krafty Kactus
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        43 days ago

        Oh I didn’t see the plane XD. I thought it was just what they were all saying