• ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    113 hours ago

    Don’t forget the board of directors, they pick the CEO.

    On that note, don’t forget the shareholders with voting rights, they pick the board members. The bigger the share, the more culpable they are.

  • @ebolapie
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    205 hours ago

    I asked an LLM to translate the idea into corporate jargon (it turns out this is something they’re actually quite good at) and it spat this out:

    Office-Safe Jargon: "Executive compensation levels may warrant further evaluation in light of current financial performance. A potential avenue for optimizing resource allocation could involve a modest reduction in executive remuneration, which may contribute positively to overall profitability.

  • @RBWells
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    65 hours ago

    Not to excuse the relentless flow of money upward, but the two times we had to do (temporary) pay cuts in my career, it was 10-15% for employees, paid back eventually, and 35-50% for executives, not repaid. At two different companies. So I do know at least sometimes it’s done that way.

    • @RememberTheApollo_
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      65 hours ago

      They also demand and take vacation and obey time off the clock. Employees, too. American business doesn’t like that.

      • @MutilationWave
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        12 hours ago

        I’ll just just repeat this here. I am a US laborer. I got two days paid time off last year, and when I brought it up, my boss suggested saving them for an emergency. I got an email January 1 that they disappeared.

        • @[email protected]
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          11 hour ago

          Damn that sucks. In the UK a full time employee gets a minimum of 28 days off a year, and you’ll probably be encouraged to at least tell the company how you’ll use them before the end of the financial year, depending on how the company does time off.

          • @MutilationWave
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            Don’t rub it in. I know.

            I want to leave so bad.

  • @[email protected]
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    5012 hours ago

    Just replace the CEO with an AI. It would probably do the job just as poorly, but wouldn’t need any payment.

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      The only problem with that is it would perform logical actions that do not generate immediate short term profits. It might end up implementing 4 day work weeks and remote work, which are proven to increase productivity.

  • @hark
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    1712 hours ago

    and cut it out with the stock buybacks!