• @expatriado
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    1281 year ago

    when you hire a cannibal to write the news

    • @fluxion
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      221 year ago

      But the serving size is the same as with any human! It’s the fat per serving you need to watch out for. Amateurs!

      • @saltesc
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        1 year ago

        I’ll take the.crackling if you don’t want it.

        • @Here_in_Malaysia
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          21 year ago

          I’m not down about it, I expected some downvotes from a question like this, because Lemmy isn’t that different from reddit 😅

        • @Kuma
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          11 year ago

          My speculation, but I think the down votes are because the comment had nothing to do with the post. So a way to filtering out, out of scope comments. Asking about the display name on a post about high calorie ppl setting an apartment on fire is pretty random after all 😂

  • @gosling
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    481 year ago

    passive aggressive body positivity

    • danielbln
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      311 year ago

      Two gravitationally gifted pachyderms wanted for setting a flame’s kiss to a personal urban retreat.

      • @Saneless
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        221 year ago

        Higher than average space time distorters

        • diprount_tomato
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          21 year ago

          Individuals with an above-average amount of gravitational power

    • Corhen
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      211 year ago

      Considering it’s “keep6solid”, and not any real news sources, yea.

  • ax1900kr
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    1 year ago

    Two fat fucks cheeto snorting, cheezwiz drinking, McDonald’s serial eater, watermelon-with-feet-looking land whales

    • moosetwin@FMHY
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      121 year ago

      Knees weak, arms are heavy, you got vomit on your sweater already, mom’s spaghetti.

      • @PointThink
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        11 year ago

        He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bomb, but he keeps on forgetting

    • I Cast Fist
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      91 year ago

      Don’t forget that they’re DIET coke drinkers, because they want to stay healthy

  • @over_clox
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    271 year ago

    They prefer the term ‘horizontally challenged’

    • @wunami
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      41 year ago

      Could be malicious compliance in the face of a policy to be “politically correct”.

    • @Chunk
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      21 year ago

      People of size

  • Flying SquidM
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    121 year ago

    I don’t know, calling myself high calorie sounds nicer than calling myself fat. Maybe I’ll call myself high calorie from now on.

  • @callmepk
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    91 year ago

    Damn they gonna burn that calories

  • @Zehzin
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    81 year ago

    That’s a fantastic pun.

  • @Patrizsche
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    71 year ago

    How will they ever be recognized with those little masks