• @Lost_My_Mind
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    1 month ago

    I’m either going to be british, or french. I can’t quite tell. There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

    Either way, I’m good with this.

    …wait, am I going to have to learn metric? OH HELL NO!!!

    • @PugJesusOPM
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      391 month ago

      If you end up Br*tish, you’ll have to find out what ‘stones’ weigh and report back to the non-insane part of the world.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 month ago

      There’s too many guns to tell where the official border is.

      I’m good with this.

      Bruh…

  • @[email protected]
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    211 month ago

    This reminds me of that one map the Russian official made, where it begins to break down immediately after looking at it for a few seconds. Though this is NCD, so that is the joke, but still… It huts more the longer I look at it

    • @whotookkarl
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      41 month ago

      I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me…

  • @tagoth
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    141 month ago

    You took Florida from us, no backsies. Signed, Spain.

  • @mojofrododojo
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    81 month ago

    did alaska nuke the great plains and rockies?

  • @_stranger_
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    61 month ago

    I want to know what happened Left of Alaska that it’s an EU stronghold now.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 month ago

    Ayyyy the bay area remains neutral territory between China and Mexico. Basically same as normal then.

  • @Atlas_
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    51 month ago

    Why are they nuking everything but the population centers?

    • @nBodyProblem
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      91 month ago

      That’s where a lot of American nuclear assets are. Silos, mount cheyenne, etc

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      No man’s land, keeps you worrying from too many fronts and no one loses anything of much value

  • @Aqarius
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    51 month ago

    I like the implication that France, Spain, and Greenland all left the EU.

  • Rentlar
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    1 month ago

    Yellowknife and Dawson City will be the only safe bastions left for Canada…

    Also hilarious thing is how many French speakers end up in the English occupied territory until you get to Louisiana.

    Also the train attack markers from the Alstom brigade, I welcome them à bras ouverts.

    Also also the 2026 map not shown: North American victor will be Mount St. Helens faction.

  • @FilthyShrooms
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    41 month ago

    Everyday we come closer to the Fsllout time-line

    Can’t wait to get drafted to annex Canada!