Or, as my wife said, sun’s hot.

  • @fox2263
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    2510 hours ago

    Crazy how shade would be cooler

  • @rouxdoo
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    810 hours ago

    BTW, you really should fix that sagging soffit and close the gap where the fascia meets the fireplace - don’t want critters getting in.

  • @hasnt_seen_goonies
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    8516 hours ago

    This can’t be a coincidence. Something has to be going on. Do you have a refrigerator in your attic that is that exact shape?

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      27 hours ago

      Ooookay, got a chuckle out of me man, thanks.

    • @Zachariah
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      3716 hours ago

      Is there even a shadow of a doubt?

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      I was thinking the same thing, but here’s my guess:

      -Cold, foggy night/morning = frost forming

      -Cloudy until early-morning so the sun doesn’t warm the shingles

      -Clouds clear up a bit by mid-morning, and the sun rapidly warms up the shingles, leading to the frost evaporating quickly relative to the shadow’s motion

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        2214 hours ago

        That’s what NASA wants you to believe, so you don’t investigate the fridge they put in your attic where they store your precious bodily fluids.

        But sure, water sticks to a spinning ball.

        • Jessica
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          213 hours ago

          What the fuck, bro. You need to cease your investigations immediately. Do your own research people!

        • @kautau
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          211 hours ago

          Tides goes in, tide goes out. Can’t explain that.

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            19 hours ago

            When you get in the bath, the water sloshes back and forth. When you hit a tuning fork, it doesn’t matter how, it vibrates at the same frequency. Put those two together and it’s the same thing with the sea, only bigger and wetter. People are always chucking things in the sea, like new boats and stuff.

  • @badbytes
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    1315 hours ago

    More flat earth proof. 🙈

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      AKSHUALLY comparing shadows across the Earth is a great way to prove it is in fact an oblate spheroid. The Greek mathematician Eratosthenes used shadows to calculate the size of the Earth over 2000 years ago and he got pretty damn close. He didn’t need to prove the Earth was round, because people weren’t idiots like some are these days.

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        19 hours ago

        Isn’t he the guy that used a sieve to encrypt web traffic?

  • @jaycifer
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    -115 hours ago

    I’m guessing it’s 20~25 degrees there?