• FenrirIII
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      612 days ago

      Of course. They’re on drugs.

      • @Burninator05
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        111 days ago

        And they don’t gave a god telling them they aren’t good enough.

  • Sundray
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    3013 days ago

    God got wasted and wrecked his Charger, so God’s dad sent him to a military school in Idaho.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      2113 days ago

      Remember kids: don’t drink and deity.

  • @ccunning
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    2413 days ago

    Pretty shitty of your god to abandon you like that…

    • @espentan
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      111 days ago

      He always was a flaky sob, all these rules to abide by or else you’re out

  • @Dasus
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    13 days ago

    These squares have never done shrooms

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      513 days ago

      They’ve definitely never traded their assholes for a shot of heroin so dirty it’s barely going to help the dope sickness.

      • @Dasus
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        513 days ago

        Oh, another square who equates all drugs as being the same.

        Guess you’ve never seen God either.

        I forgive you. You know not what you do.

      • @spittingimage
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        313 days ago

        No-one hits a home run their first time on the field.