• @BigDiction
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    811 day ago

    Chinese and Americans memeing together might just end the trade war.

  • Pennomi
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    941 day ago

    The idea that each American had an NSA agent tracking them is silly. There’s not enough agents to do that!

    But each person having a Chinese spy assigned to them? Hell, China is so big you could have THREE people assigned to you for all we know.

    • @[email protected]
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      481 day ago

      I’ve got a baker, a retiree, and a preschooler monitoring my activities. They couldn’t believe how easy it was to engage with me over various messenger apps and convince me to install spyware on my devices.

      • @[email protected]
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        121 day ago

        Now if you can get the retiree and the preschooler to convince the baker you could have a pretty sweet cake connection! Quid pro quo, for every cake I’ll install a new app!

        • @[email protected]
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          81 day ago

          They actually sent me home security cameras along with cake from my local Chinese bakery. They told me I could be best protected if I installed one in each room, including my bathroom.

    • @Skullgrid
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      020 hours ago

      Oh god then he did the flying dickie

      Ah so, ah so…