• @lynny
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    422 years ago

    Lawns were a mistake

    • @[email protected]
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      202 years ago

      Lawns are a passion hate of mine. I bought a house and land package that has lawn front and back and it’s the most useless waste of land. I’d rather the house be further forward with a bigger shed in the back yard but instead there a plant that require constant cutting/watering. My ex was the one who wanted to keep it and now that she’s gone I’ll look at landscaping the yard to rocks and native flora.

      • @Ralphensnitch
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        42 years ago

        What’s the status of that project? That’s a lot of work but way nicer than lawns once finished

      • @hydra
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        22 years ago

        try wooden mulch, it does wonders in drier climates.

    • anaximander
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      2 years ago

      As a space behind your house where kids can run about and play, that is safer and nicer to look at than a concrete or bare-earth yard, then I totally support it, particularly if you’re in a climate where they don’t need much help. As a big pointless expanse to look at and not use for anything, or in parts of the world where keeping the lawn requires massive effort and expense and continual watering, it’s a huge waste. And if you’re going to have a lawn, at least put some flowerbeds around with pollinator-friendly plants.

      My garden has a lawn, because I have a toddler. It also has deep borders stuffed with plants, and at this time of year you can’t go half a minute without seeing a bee or a butterfly or something. Also, in this part of the world I don’t have to do much to keep it looking good, besides mowing it and chucking a bit of seed on the occasional worn spot.

  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    352 years ago

    You: “Touch Grass”

    You, later: “Not like that”

    • @average650
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      112 years ago

      It looks like sod that didn’t really take.

    • StrikerOPM
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      82 years ago

      Agreed. Maybe if you tell the grass a joke you might be able to cheer it up.

  • izzent
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    202 years ago

    They’re just taking it inside so they can touch grass from home.

  • @Sabzhero
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    102 years ago

    Is this really MILDLY infuriating…

    • @roddy
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      52 years ago

      Mildly infuriating probably because it’s not their own grass

  • MxM111
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    92 years ago

    My guess, the reverse is true - people fixing the lawn

  • @MoltenBoron
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    82 years ago

    Perhaps an equine-deficient, bean-abstainer was in need of a lift, and well you know how that old saying goes…

    • @fedev
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      12 years ago

      I expected as much, Minecraft cows did it.

  • DreamHollow4219
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    52 years ago

    Really weird. I can’t imagine there’s a practical reason for this. Or maybe people are trying to steal pieces of lawn to grow their own?

    • roofuskit
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      72 years ago

      Sod is expensive right now. These are clearly fresh patches of sod laid down which is why you can see they’re in a pre-cut grid. Someone who needed some sod stole their sod.