- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
- cross-posted to:
- nottheonion
Progresso is a food crime in any form.
Hell I’m down
I’ll try 'em
I want mentholated ones
Absolutely fucking amazing.
I know right? Savory hardy candy… sign me right up!
Can’t wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.
And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.
Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?
Chunky Beef Stewichladdich
Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli
Beef Ardbargley
Balveggie
Tomato Speysil
Italian Dalwhedding
Glenlentil
Macallaroni and Bean
Glenlentil
One more lentilagavulin
…i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting…
Hearty Chicken Noodalmore
On the one hand, this is an actual crime.
On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.