This is outrageous. Where are the wolves? Where are they? This kind of behavior is never tolerated in Baraqua. You shout like that they throw you to the wolves. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have special wolves for journalists. You are stealing: thrown to the wolves. You are playing music too loud: to the wolves, right away. Driving too fast: wolves. Slow: wolves. You are charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses: you right to the wolves. You undercook fish? Believe it or not, wolves. You overcook chicken, also wolves. Undercook, overcook. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don’t show up, believe it or not, wolves, right away. We have the best patients in the world because of wolves.

Surely you would not regret releasing more wolves

My only disagreement is: release the wolves in the offices of the people who decide how the factory runs instead.

Too many wolves? more wolves.

Luigi unavailable? Try a pack of his furry nemeses, Wolfuigi

Too many wolves? Trick question. There can never be too many wolves.

Deer population is more commonly controlled by hunting. We don’t actually go around releasing wolves in most of the USA. Hunting rifles are quite effective.

We have the lowest population, because of wolves.

I want to lose weight but I suffer from luposlipaphobia.