Nah, that’s a legit copy of mein kampf

“Normally I’d be excited to win a contract this big, but every day he’d come in and give weird notes like ‘more yeet’ or ‘can you make the katana moan when I remove it from the display.’ Not to mention he keeps trying to pay me in something called SkibidiCoin.

Elon Musk reading this headline: “ZOMG that writer must think I’m so cool! They like me! They really like me!”