“Nobody likes you.” - Richard, Wounded Warrior Project
I have so many questions.
Or is he just casting a wide net…
I did. Took French solely because all the hot chicks were in that class and the dumb jocks and cheerleaders were in Spanish.
Pro tip: You can whisper anything French in your girl’s ear and she’ll positively vibrate. I’ve often used, “Eat my beef raw.” because that’s about all I remember.
We need to be like Richard
Richard move, Dick
Silver lining: he is honest. I’ll take an honest hate over BS niceties.
what a sweet message, i hope the chocolates are also filled with cotton
They’re not chocolate chips, they’re raisins.
We aren’t getting ready because we don’t celebrate made up corpo holidays (same for Sweetest Day).
Instead, we limit the celebration of our love to days ending in the letter Y.
Like “First of May”
I’ll bring my favorite lady…
Or today!
But not tomorrow wich makes it cognitively hard to predict
Yes, and yesterday makes it even trickier. Time is funny.
