• @ieatpwns
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    72 days ago

    Run away, befriend a boar and muskrat and come back and beat your uncles ass

  • @[email protected]
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    182 days ago

    You should create a chess puzzle where the king is poisoned by his brother and ask your uncle and mother to solve it. Gauge their reactions to see if they show any signs of guilt.

  • @Gutek8134
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    92 days ago

    There is only one thing you can do. Become the queen.

  • pruwyben
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    72 days ago

    I’d probably suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

    • @RavuAlHemio
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      52 days ago

      On the one hand, yes.

      On the other hand, do you really want some Norwegian named “Forty Bras” to take over?

  • @skhayfa
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    42 days ago

    Who’s the uncle? The black king?

    • @[email protected]
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      2 days ago

      Are you saying you have been playing chess without knowing the lore? How do you manage roleplaying any of the pieces or are you and your opponent just sitting In awkward silence?

      You know how the pieces actually move do you? You didn’t just remember a pattern and actually know the narrative logic behind it right? No way would someone understand scenarios like en passant and castling if they didn’t.