Incorrect. This is the peak humanoid body:
This is the real reason they made a statue of him.
The original statue design was rejected because some species found it too risqué and one species involuntarily went into heat after gazing upon it.
Artificially induced, but just as powerful.
Just as the Progenitors intended
Clearly, the real secret they hid in various races’ DNA was the secret of the salamander.
We are but a mere stepping stone.
Also- It’s been a while since I saw that episode, but isn’t one planet they found the DNA on one which didn’t develop any intelligent life?
Basically those progenitors really sucked at their job.
I occasionally bite my lips/cheeks while eating. Obviously they are bad at what they do
They made us grow bones in our butt that would be for a tail except we don’t have one (and neither does any other Star Trek alien race I can think of aside from Caitians), and it’s really easy to bruise them if you sit wrong.
What the fuck, Progenitors? You might as well have let us evolve naturally.
How can this be considered complete yet when it has not yet reached crab? 🦀
Right. Crab comes after salamander.
Or in your case perhaps, a squid? 🦑
Obviously. We are nature’s most perfect form.
Don’t listen to those lying nautilus motherfuckers.
And then finally on to the Koala
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