• @rockSlayer
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    3811 days ago

    Make sure to side-arm lob it, don’t let it spill on you!

  • Snot Flickerman
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    1811 days ago

    Good old Samwise, a real salt of the earth fellow.

    (Something something something his boots weren’t fucking yellow)

    • @trxxruraxvr
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      11 days ago

      his boots weren’t fucking yellow

      I’m clearly ootl here, what does this mean?

      • Snot Flickerman
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        11 days ago

        I wrote the first sentence, then remembered the poems Tolkein wrote about Tom Bombadil.

        Tom Bombadil was a merry old fellow

        his jacket was blue and hit boots were yellow

        (not verbatim, from memory)

        Well, I’m talking about Sam and he’s a hobbit, he doesn’t even wear boots. It was mostly just weird silly connections in my head after writing down the first sentence fairly seriously. I had just happened to end the sentence with “fellow” and then couldn’t help myself.

    • @TwanHE
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      611 days ago

      The glass will break after a while from the heat if you just let it stand there.

      • @[email protected]
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        310 days ago

        Sometimes. And then you have a puddle on the ground on fire. No sweet explosions or sounds or anything.

    • @[email protected]
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      110 days ago

      So the wick is in the mouth of the bottle because it’s more secure there than if you tied it around the neck?

      • @[email protected]
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        310 days ago

        The wick soaks up the fuel so it lights up easy and stays lit, while also plugging up the hole so the fuel doesn’t spill out of the bottle until after it’s thrown and breaks.

  • @AngryCommieKender
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    410 days ago

    I really like this meme, but it needs a “, Mr. Frodo,” inserted between the words “cocktail,” and “and.”