• teft
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    15610 days ago

    The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.

    Weekly.

    Dude is a fucking moron.

    • @kescusayM
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      8010 days ago

      9.5 out of 10. In his dick.

      Has anyone asked him why he wants to live forever if that’s what it takes?

      • @DharkStare
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        6910 days ago

        “You get to live forever but in exchange you have to get incredibly painful injections in your dick on a daily basis.”

        Sounds like a cursed genie wish.

        • @Zahille7
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          710 days ago

          Absofuckinglutely not

        • Franklin
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          28 days ago

          What’s the quality of my life? Like 20s forever or do I still age?

      • teft
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        4510 days ago

        Right? Miss me with that dick pain immortality.

        • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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          You sure, bro? You missing out.

          grabs dick as another firey torrent surges through his body

      • @Zorque
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        2510 days ago

        Probably because he knows he can’t take his wealth with him in death.

        What’s the point of being pointlessly wealthy if you can’t be pointlessly wealthy forever?

      • @[email protected]
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        1310 days ago

        My guess is he wants to live forever because he feels he has made no contribution to the world, or does not feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose from raising his family. Maybe he feels cracking the secret could be his contribution, or maybe he thinks he can find meaning in his life, given enough time.

    • @probably2high
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      99 days ago

      It’s like those showerthought ultimatums : You can choose to gain eternal life, but every day your dick is the subject of the worst pain you’ve ever felt.

    • @_stranger_
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      59 days ago

      I’m going to laugh when he dies of self inflicted dick infection.

    • @[email protected]
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      I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.

  • @[email protected]
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    6710 days ago

    i saw him on two separate youtube channels: Magnus Midtbø (norwegian climber) and Will Tennyson (bodybuilding vlogger)

    in both cases, they were invited by Bryan Johnson to his lair, going through his routine. it felt like a surreal cringe fest of zero social awareness. Bryan was permanently looking for some kind of validation, comparing his skills to his guest, or asking the various personal trainers / doctors if he beat some younger age category, etc.

    everything he does can’t be healthy and i wouldn’t call what he does “living”. he’s bound to a 24h program where everything is planned down to the minute.

      • @MutilationWave
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        1810 days ago

        Especially when you take certain meds for it…

        • @[email protected]
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          79 days ago

          Nah, they don’t stop the errections. They just stop you from comming. You can still be horny as hell, there’s just no release.

          • @MutilationWave
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            19 days ago

            What I take doesn’t stop me from getting an erection or having an orgasm at all, I just rarely think about sex. Libido is very low. I still love sex. I very rarely masturbate.

        • @fnrir
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          28 days ago

          Yeah… Neither helped. Any other solutions?

          • @MutilationWave
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            08 days ago

            You can get really cheap Viagra online. It’s awesome. Downtime between rounds is like five minutes.

            • @fnrir
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              28 days ago

              I think you missed the point

              • @MutilationWave
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                18 days ago

                Sure did. Lost the plot of the thread because I was replying to a bunch of comments. Enjoy your libido while you have it.

    • @manmachine
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      129 days ago

      Time to check your prostate. Could be hormonal imbalance.

    • Horsey
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      119 days ago

      why would you want it to stop…?

    • @[email protected]
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      109 days ago

      I’m 47 and still get morning wood and very horny 24/7 it’s normal for you if it’s always been how you are.

      Just so you know though. I exercise and eat right. Smoking, not exercising and eating like shit are all taxes against your future self.

    • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
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      89 days ago

      Hey, for real, tho. You should quit smoking. Just get the starter pack of chantix, follow the directions, and be sure to eat before taking it. It’s really not that hard and the stupid chantix side effects go away once you stopped taking it.

      I want to see this happen. You can do it. And if trump brings down the whole house we can both go grab a pack of cigs.

  • Dr. Wesker
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    I don’t mind this guy. He’s basically committing his time, money, and body towards being a guinea pig exploring means that could benefit us all. I do understand there are some arguments to be had about some less-than-scientific approaches to his experiments, but I don’t think it totally negates the value.

    Also, oh no, talking openly about penis health is uncomfortable to puritanical Western norms.

    • @[email protected]
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      459 days ago

      Talking about your dick is one thing. Talking about your sons dick and using your sons blood is just fucking creepy. Hope the kid gets good therapy for this crazy shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      1510 days ago

      I like when Ordinary Things had a look at him. I can’t help but agree with his effort, even if his methods and theories leave a lot to be desired.

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        On a scale of billionaires most destructive to society, he seems to be very low on the list. One might argue he’s on the list of ones at least being minorly beneficial.

        But, you know, people will hate. And those people are also likely contributing little of value to society.

    • @[email protected]
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      910 days ago

      Yeah I don’t know enough about him, just glances at bits of content over time, but I agree. History is full of such over enthusiastic tinkerers who subject themselves to ridiculous experiments but every now and then they learn something useful. It is cringeworthy, though, and not ok if foisted on others.

    • @cabron_offsets
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      This isn’t really about dick problems, though. Check the news, check socials, many people are perfectly fine these days talking about dick problems and scientifically accepted solutions.

  • @youvegotmoxie
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    4610 days ago

    Sucks for this guy. I’m close to his age, I drank and smoked heavily for years and I look about the age he does

  • @[email protected]
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    3010 days ago

    While I do kind of like the idea of having data on random bodily functions like erections, can’t say I’d be willing to share that data with my parents or the world.

  • @[email protected]
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    239 days ago

    I couldn’t get through more than about a paragraph before getting prompted to subscribe so I’m still little confused.

    Why get measurements of your child’s erections in the first place? How does this son feel about his PHI being shared all over the internet? Hard to imagine anyone being okay with that.

    • @[email protected]
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      499 days ago

      i didn’t get any prompts, and read the article, so i’ll quickly answer.

      1. the guy is obsessed with penile behaviour as a measure of overall health, for some reason, and measured the nocturnal boners of himself, as well as his 19 year old son, as a point of comparison.
      2. the son shared his dick metrics himself. seems he’s well and fully invested in his father’s phallocentric longevity scheme.
      • @FrowingFostek
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        209 days ago

        Phallocentric longevity scheme is my new band name. PLS!

    • @[email protected]
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      To avoid the popup shit:

      Open page immediately Ctrl A then paste in a text editor

      Often works for me

  • @[email protected]
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    239 days ago

    On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn’t find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood

          • @[email protected]
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            58 days ago

            Why? Its just going to show that I wake up with an erection 100% of the time. What’s there to chart?

            • @MutilationWave
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              27 days ago

              Eventually that may change. Perhaps you start a new medication that changes your body or hormones. You could use this app to give accurate info to your doctor.

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        encouraging collaboration and innovation

        Yes, let’s “collaborate” in regard to our morning wood.

        “Hay bro, would you mind ‘innovating’ with my erection this morning? No homo”

      • @CrowAirbrush
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        48 days ago

        Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it…

          • @CrowAirbrush
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            38 days ago

            Huh, ED caused by depression…never knew those were linked.

            Interesting info, thank you.

              • @CrowAirbrush
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                28 days ago

                I never really read up on it, even though i should.

                The wife’s chronically depressed and i’m not doing much better either.

            • @MutilationWave
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              And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There’s nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don’t even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.

              • @CrowAirbrush
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                27 days ago

                I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.

          • @[email protected]
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            38 days ago

            Really ? I don’t think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up

      • @MadBigote
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        48 days ago

        Lol and you’re downloading it!

    • @postmateDumbass
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      28 days ago

      Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?

      So many questions.

      Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.

  • ihatebirds
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    209 days ago

    It’s completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.

  • EvilHaitianEatingYourCat
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    119 days ago

    If your oncle on FB does its wierd , but once your wierd oncle becomes milliardaire, he ll be called Anti Aging Zealot all over Internet

    • @Ceedoestrees
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      38 days ago

      Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn’t say of what.