Police say that the man had been intoxicated and began arguing with patrons inside the establishment, and that the dispute then spilled into the street. At some point in the melee, the aggressor’s pants fell down and his penis apparently became stuck to the ice. Somehow, though details were not specified, emergency personnel managed to detach him, relatively uninjured. He was subsequently arrested but not charged with a crime.

  • @[email protected]English
    19•3 days ago

    Apparently the heavily blurred photos showed the man’s member “basically glued” to the ice even as people tried to help pull him off.

    The last thing I’d want if my dick was frozen to the sidewalk would be strangers trying to pull me off. I usually like to get to know someone before I let them pull me off.

    • @Dasus
      4•2 days ago

      Oh I can completely see this happening in Finland as well.

      Have a guy drunk with a bad belt and loose pants, he tries to shove someone but overreaches, falls down on his face while his pants fall down.

      Hits his face while going down, passes out and people start looking/laughing. It’s like -20c outside so as soon as you touch ice or metal with a warm body part, you get stuck. And because he was unconscious he didn’t instantly move when he felt the ice hitting his dick, because he didn’t.

      Then paramedics come and use warm water/salt to get him off without tearing his dick too badly.

      Basic Friday.

  • mad_asshatter
    15•3 days ago

    Crocodile Dundee: “You call THAT a penis?”

  • @shalafiEnglish
    9•3 days ago

    “Eddie was doing well. The gunslinger measured just how well by the fact that he was fighting naked. That was hard for a man. Sometimes impossible.”

  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)
    12•3 days ago

    This is the risk you take when you go for the emergency tactic.

    Make sure you have good traction before doin’ the ol’ “Won’t fight a man with his penis out”.

  • @[email protected]English
    7•3 days ago

    Fort mcMurray

    Came to see where in rural Alberta it was, guessed it in 2.

    (Guessed WhiteCourt first)

  • @Jimbabwe
    8•3 days ago

    Thank you for posting and helping to spread awareness. Next time it could be me. Next time it could be you! Stay vigilant, folks!

    Jimbabwe Founder of Concretepheliacs, USA “Thrusting Toward a Level, Uncompressed Playing Field”

    • swab148
      1•3 days ago

      YOU GOT THE MONKEY, I GOT THE CUP

      C’MON EVERYBODY LET’S GET

  • @over_clox
    6•3 days ago

    It was cold enough last week for that to be a Florida Man story 😂