• Iron Lynx
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      1 day ago

      Fun story, when I started playing my Tabaxi Cleric of Sylvanus, we were walking through the woods towards our first dungeon, and on the way we got ambushed by wolves. The talk went:

      ME: I’ll position myself between the others and the wolves.
      DM: then they’ll attack you first.
      ME: pfft, that’s fine, I’ve got an AC of 18.
      DM: does a 21 hit?
      ME: 😨 (meekly) yes…?
      DM: 23 hits as well…
      ME: 😰
      DM: and 19 as well, right… You take 10 damage.
      ME: fuck, I’m down!

  • Sundray
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    112 days ago

    Snail’s not even guarding anything, the party just saw it and decided to go berserk.

  • @[email protected]
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    132 days ago

    I have a new party of three absolute beginners lined up for next saturday. I forgot the snails in the adventure though 🤔