• @cAUzapNEAGLb
    link
    English
    1079 days ago

    The man, named as Ryan English in the court documents, turned himself in to police near an entrance to the Capitol.

    Sure, sure - this definitely dosent sound like a planted story that will then be referenced as evidence to justify horrible things

    • @[email protected]OP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      369 days ago

      It could be, but I actually think it’s unlikely. I think with Trump’s team’s type of morality, a Reichstag Fire type of event would probably involve some actual violence against somebody, not just some person wandering up and saying he’s with the terrorism. That would be much more effective. I think this is so mild, that anything it’s likely to lead to, they were already planning on doing.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        179 days ago

        Trump will do a Reichstag fire…literally. As in, he’ll try to stage a false-flag attack modeled after the one the Nazis did. Except, he’ll screw it up in the most moronic way possible. Instead of setting fire to the US capitol or some other US target, he will have the literal Reichstag - the actual German parliament building - set on fire again.

        • @[email protected]OP
          link
          fedilink
          English
          129 days ago

          And he’ll think he invented it.

          Also, when people make the obvious connection, he’ll do an interview with Sean Hannity, where Hannity asks him whether he really was the one that blew up the Washington Monument, because he obviously wasn’t. And he’ll say, “Of course I did, and I had every right to do it, too. And then I blamed it on Antifa. See? Smart.”

  • Pennomi
    link
    English
    289 days ago

    with a folding knife and two molotov cocktails

    Silly assassin, in America we use GUNS.

    • Nougat
      link
      fedilink
      489 days ago

      50ml bottles containing Absolut brand vodka with torn clothing stuffed into them …

      What are these? Molotov cocktails for ants?

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        199 days ago

        Delusional dude was having an episode and instead of getting him medical care he got arrested.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        139 days ago

        Man found with knife and two molotov cocktails planned to kill Mike Johnson and Seth Hegseth, prosecutors say

        He could’ve just left the bottles near Hegseth and he would’ve drank them. Also, isn’t his name Pete instead of Seth?

      • @thesohoriots
        link
        English
        109 days ago

        Absolut won’t even light, you need at least some 151.

  • @Zachariah
    link
    English
    199 days ago

    Is he already pardoned?