CENTENNIAL, CO—With a series of television ads that will run in all major media markets and feature dozens of bloated, wincing celebrities, industry trade group the National Beef Council debuted its new “You’re Supposed To Feel Like That” campaign on Friday. “If your stomach hurts and you feel sleepy, that just means the beef is […]

The last line sounds about right

The National Beef Council has simultaneously launched billboard and glossy magazine ads that feature a row of coffins with the tagline “Beef: It’s supposed to kill you.”

  • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
    16•8 days ago

    God damn. I bit the onion on this one. I was reading the article, like “what? Seriously? THIS is happening? Ugh, the world is so weird right now…oh, it’s The Onion. Ok. Ok, I feel a LITTLE better now.”

    • @[email protected]English
      3•7 days ago

      It seems like the Onions new job is just to make us feel a bit better by saying “at least that didn’t happen.”