I fit the description but out of environmental concerns I prefer less people on this planet so I’m going to skip.
-“we need bearded man, ok looking!”
Only bearded ok looking guy in world:
-“No.”
Bro fuckin literally. If you want em come take em is what I always say
Immediately reminded me of “You’ll have to take them from my stone hard penis”
It’s sad I’m only attractive to sperm banks.
“Oooh self burn, those are rare!”
She can take em
Yeah, they’d send a spy to extract it out of me
A hot one
Oh I’m definitely different than ok looking!
Look out ladies here I am!
LOL. A dream of any woman
Of course if they were serious they would have a picture of an attractive “nurse” who would be helping you to make your “deposit”
Why do they need a bearded guy?
I knew it was a mistake to shave today.
YOU CAN TAKE MY SPERM FROM MY COLD, DEAD NUTS.
Or like 3pm is good.
The shower drain doesn’t count
Paging Papa Smurf
Would they accept a trade for citizenship?
Sorry I already got the snip.
