• @SolidShake
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      117 days ago

      That’s what I would do lmao. Fuck that guy

  • @AeonFelis
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    127 days ago

    Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

    • @[email protected]
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      117 days ago

      Okay, this isn’t a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you’re bleeding from a ricochet sliver.

      • @EvolvedTurtle
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        07 days ago

        I mean It could of been a really shitty lock

  • @njm1314
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    87 days ago

    Just crushingly depressingly accurate

    • @[email protected]
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      37 days ago

      This one, at least as applies to liberals in government in the USA, is a lot more accurate.

      Oh and also they need some money for medical bills now. They’ll be sure to send you some texts about it.

  • Radioactive Butthole
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    67 days ago

    But the rules say that I have to! And dont I want to show how much better than them I am at following the rules?

  • ✺roguetrick✺
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    57 days ago

    They’re a liberal. They give the gun but sell the bullets.

  • Killercat103
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    Fascist proceeds to press the trigger 3 times and get dissapointed they could not shoot the liberal as well. Another anarchist arrives then punches the fascist and takes his gun. The liberal concludes the anarchist to be the real fascist.

  • Echo Dot
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    How is that supposed to be a riddle?

    The only actual threat in the room is the fascist. Anarchists aren’t actually dangerous, they’re just annoying, they never actually do anything they just talk a lot.

    The Marxist won’t kill you either. They’ll just argue with you.

    • @[email protected]
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      197 days ago

      No it’s to show the idiocy of liberals in siding with fascists time and time again.

      The only thing missing is that after the fash shot the two leftists, that they would bash the libs head in with the handle.

    • @[email protected]
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      -47 days ago

      There are violent and nonviolent ideologues on all sides of the political spectrum. There have been violent Marxists, fascists, anarchists, liberals, vegans. Just the same, there have been nonviolent members of all of these ideologies. I wouldn’t consider some tankie or neofash teen making hexbear or /pol/ posts in their bedroom to be violent.

      I would say that the fascist and the Marxist are equally threatening to my safety, all else equal.

  • AItoothbrush
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    27 days ago

    Throw the gun away and beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other two would be my choice. That hurts more than a gunshot.

    • @AeonFelis
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      17 days ago

      beat thw shit out of the fascist with the other

      You mean ask them for help, or use them as oversized clubs?

      • AItoothbrush
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        17 days ago

        If they wanna be oversized clubs im down for that but originally i meant ask fof help

    • Darth_Mew
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      17 days ago

      depends where the entry wound is and if there is an exit

  • @DicJacobus
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    17 days ago

    the lib gives the gun to the fascist the fascist shoots the lib in the back of the head twice, the fasicst then gaslights the marxist into believing the lib committed self harm

    • @Test_Tickles
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      47 days ago

      Almost, you forgot the part where the liberal shoots himself in the foot before giving the fascist the gun.