• @werefreeatlast
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    223 hours ago

    So before posting anything online just say something controversial like nipples and sprinkle it around cock your text. Fuck that will definitely fucking prevent AI from ever shit reach any cunt level of consciousness.

  • @[email protected]
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    324 hours ago

    That used to be how you would get past voice response systems and get to an operator quickly as well: just say “fuck”, once, clearly.

  • Dojan
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    576 hours ago

    Get off Google. There are alternatives, Qwant, Startpage, whatever floats your boat. I swapped to Kagi and honestly haven’t looked back.

    • @[email protected]
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      123 hours ago

      Haha that just sounds like a list of gibberish words! I love tech naming when it doesn’t include Copilot or a lowercase i :p

      • Dojan
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        33 hours ago

        Yeah, don’t ask tech people to name things. Microsoft has like 500 different things called “Razor.”

        • @[email protected]
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          655 minutes ago

          Their newest app to connect to virtual desktops (that I’m aware of) is named Windows App. Searching for info on that fucking thing was a pain in the ass.

      • @Darorad
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        435 hours ago

        That’s certainly a choice

        • @PlantJam
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          64 hours ago

          Zero Google AI in chat gpt, mission accomplished I guess?

        • sunzu2
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          34 hours ago

          He wants to help development of “open” “ai”

        • @[email protected]
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          44 hours ago

          If you ask it to find a source website rather then an explicit answer i don’t see why not.

          The internet is full of lies to begin with, i wouldn’t trust the snippets on the google search page either.

  • Alphane MoonOP
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    876 hours ago

    It’s like we are living in some sort of satirical, absurdist play or novel about a dystopian future.

    • @CosmoNova
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      52 hours ago

      Idiocracy was waaaaay too optimistic about the future.

    • @rottingleaf
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      246 hours ago

      Everything satirical and absurdist I’ve read felt very realistic.

      But again, that’s something most autists would sign under, I think.

      • @triptrapper
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        25 hours ago

        I hope you wrote this light-heartedly, because it made me laugh and helps me understand autism a little better.

        • NirodhaAvidya
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          147 minutes ago

          It’s funny because it’s true. chuckles softly

  • @RonnyZittledong
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    246 hours ago

    AI controlling our lives with no humans to plead your case to is like something out of Black Mirror. I am not looking forward to this bleak dystopian future.

    • @Sterile_Technique
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      22 hours ago

      That said, all it has to do is a better job at controlling our lives than the humans currently running everything are doing, and the lowness of that bar serves as a pretty accurate marker for the exact center of the Earth’s core.

    • teft
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      86 hours ago

      It’s literally a plot point in Elysium.

  • @[email protected]
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    105 hours ago

    Maybe I just don’t Google easy questions, but I have never had that AI overview give me the answer I wanted.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 hours ago

      It’s always answering taking the easy way out and answering a different question.

      If you give it a question with only bad answers, it’ll hallucinate a feel-good wrong answer.

  • @[email protected]
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    75 hours ago

    I like how in their slippery pizza cheese example, google’s ai referenced a really old Reddit comment about how adding glue to the cheese will make it less slippery. Lol

    • @gerbler
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      14 hours ago

      My favorite was the story of John Backflip

  • @Uschaan
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    126 hours ago

    Complaining I was recommended by Gemini to contact Google support. When I asked for the link it replied “link to Google”.

    • @dohpaz42
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      86 hours ago

      It’s been my understanding that you do not contact Google. You read their docs and you like it. Have I been mistaken?