I will warn you that the images are not pleasant.

    • @ikidd
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      I saw some of their zombies working the ski hill here. They’re all “g’day” and “Have fun!”, but I know what they’re up to.

      • @Warl0k3
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        24 hours ago

        Those duplicitous bastards.

  • @seven_phone
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    There was a supplementary paper that noted the AGGT gene string was being activated by this fungal process and led to giantism with some individuals reaching the size of dogs. Growth spurts of this sort in spiders studied were accompanied by hyperactivity due to respiratory problems and an insatiable hunger for flesh. Twelve specimens that seemed most prone to these symptoms are being flown to the Huugens Spider research labs in Baltimore for further study. Results are not expected to be immediate due to problems Baltimore is currently having with its security.

      • @seven_phone
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        108 hours ago

        No sorry I just made it up, I did play the original Resident Evil back when the world was young but nothing after and have not seen any of the films beyond them just being on in a room I happened in but some cultural reference may have seeped into my head when I wasn’t on guard.

    • @Fredselfish
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      58 hours ago

      First thought it was from The Last of Us. Glad it satire for now.

    • @JoeKis
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      610 hours ago

      Source pls

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          Yes it is actually the ATTG string, we all have a good laugh about that one back in the creepy crawly labs.

    • @GeneralEmergency
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      299 hours ago

      The island of Ireland.

      A large landmass in the Atlantic.

      • @BananaTrifleViolin
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        69 hours ago

        Can’t be swearing on the Internet! I think you mean f***. Possibly even **** or even better fudge. Would hate to upset the Americans! They might impose tariffs.

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            They’re joking, referencing the propensity of companies of late to try and sanitize the internet so people have taken to censoring memes and comments like that, even with words that aren’t curse words (thus the existence of words like “unalive” and “sewerslide” to reference suicide.) So much so it has creeped in here from their users and stolen memes as well now.

            Though “American?” Iirc TikTok started this mess, and American companies are probably hopping on board now but I don’t use anything but lemmy and masto so who knows.