Han (The Preble) shot first.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    7319 hours ago

    Who would win?

    New Navy with line of sight laser weapon (3 mile range to horizon), or this smokey boy throwing 2,000 lbs of steel over the horizon.

    • qyron
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      4819 hours ago

      That picture is the closest representation of what hellfire must be without entering nuclear territory. For sheer display of power, that is that, in my opinion.

      • @Death_Equity
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        3518 hours ago

        They are sending so much hate that the entire ship was pushed sideways, look at the wake off the bow.

        • @JustAnotherKay
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          56 hours ago

          Quick, someone remind me which ship it was that was starting to sink so they just shoveled water to one side do they could extend the range of their weapons and effectively become an extra artillery team during WWII (was that the siege of Normandy?)

        • qyron
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          918 hours ago

          “Burn to oblivion. I have places to be.”

          Probably the ship, if it was sentient.

      • ℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝
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        815 hours ago

        If you don’t need accuracy, the Age of Sail beats this easily. This boy has 12 cannons, the Santísima Trinidad had 140.

        A broadside must have been spectacular.

        • @Madison420
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          All of Trinidad’s throw weight is less than a single 16".

          Trinidad Total throw. 1510lbs.

          Missouri single barrel single shot weight. HE 1900lbs AP 2700lbs.

          Total throw weight. HE 17,100lbs AP 24,300lbs and that’s ignoring all secondaries and AA and later added missiles. Missouri could throw the total weight all of Trinidads cannons themselves in a single broadside. Oh and that’s throwing it 24mi…

    • erin (she/her)
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      1917 hours ago

      The laser is for drones or missiles. Missiles are used for ships, which outrange battleships by a large margin, hence why they’ve been phased out of service. One jet can sink a ship hundreds of miles from its carrier.

      • @Death_Equity
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        26 hours ago

        *If funded by the USA.

        The US took out a third of Iran’s navy during Operation Praying Mantis and we tried not to while giving them ample opportunity to not get fucking wrecked with minimal effort.

        We won’t fund healthcare, but our unhealthcare is second to nobody because we spend 9x more than the 2nd place loser, Russia. We account for 40% of total world military spending. If you think we can’t kill you, it is only because we don’t want to prove how wrong you are. If you want to die, we can put a warhead on your forehead without a rounding error of our defense budget.

    • @Death_Equity
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      2418 hours ago

      Do you believe that the military is telepathically controlled by the head of the DOD and Hegseth, new to the position, was unable to manage his new psychic powers effectively enough to avoid the collision?

      If you knew anything about the military, you would know how it is a constant shit show of chaos that has a thin veneer of order.

      The military has dropped nukes on US soil by accident and just straight up lost them. One of them fell on a New Jersey farmer’s field and it buried itself into the ground so deep that they gave up looking for it. The government ended up buying the land and fencing it off. That wasn’t the only nuclear oopsie we had had.

      A few years ago the Navy lost a jet because a storm blew it off the deck because it was tied down with the wrong anchors.

      Friendly fire incidents, look at the War in Iraq and Afghanistan.

      If you Google non-combat military accidents, you will find pages of incidents.

      If you think the military is an efficient and well oiled machine, you need to stop watching the recruitment commercials or stop believing the lies the recruiter will tell you.

        • AnyOldName3
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          413 hours ago

          What are you insinuating? It was perfectly justifiable to put our own soldiers right next to every single nuclear test we did, including flying aircraft and sailing ships through mushroom clouds, then withholding the soldiers’ medical records so they couldn’t prove radiation exposure and still to this day aren’t eligible for compensation.

    • DankOfAmerica
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      318 hours ago

      I didn’t know anything about Hegseth, so I looked up his Wikipedia page to get an idea. While I did find extremely troubling concerns regarding his beliefs for a person in his position, I didn’t find anything that had to do with incompetence. He seems to be effective at whatever he does. He made Major, was awarded a Bronze Star, volunteered for deployment…all admirable achievements if they are valid (could have been invalidly attained). He might have a drinking problem, but I didn’t see any claims where he has jacked something up because of it. It said that he’ been drunk or hung over at Fox News, which is not strange for the military population since many like their drink. I’ve known heavy drinkers that get things done better than sober people, though their personal lives are a disaster. All that is to ask the honest question, why would Hegseth’s reputation, especially in the first month of a transition, imply some sort of mismanagement oh his part that lead to a terrible, highly unusual, and avoidable operational mishap?

    • nukeM
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      Please mind rules 5 & 6

  • @SlopppyEngineer
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    917 hours ago

    When the ship suddenly goes ka … me … HA … ME

  • Rhaedas
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    1119 hours ago

    I don’t know my ships, but please tell me that’s a destroyer to complete the scene perfectly.

    • @DontTreadOnBigfoot
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      1619 hours ago

      You’re in luck.

      That is, in fact, an Arleigh Burke class destroyer.