• CRUMBGRABBER
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    248 minutes ago

    Sing a goddamn LOTR song, lose your American citizen ship immediately, and forced to work in the cartel tunnels. You have been warned.

    • @Norin
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      237 hours ago

      He puts on an acting master class throughout.

      The scene where he weeps over his son’s grave is straight up heartbreaking.

      • @[email protected]
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        196 hours ago

        “Alas, that these evil days should be mine. The young perish and the old linger. That I should live to see that last days of my house.”

        😥

  • @EarMaster
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    418 hours ago

    So he shows them the movies…because that’s not at all how it’s phrased in the books…

    • @lunarul
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      356 hours ago

      Or she didn’t read the books and that’s the quote she could come up with.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m literally doing this for my boys at the moment (l finished tonight’s installment a few minutes ago) and can honestly say I’m definitely trying! Sometimes I pick a meter or melody (?) and just hope it’s going to roughly work!

      • @Apeman42
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        Legolas’ song about Nimrodel is in the common meter, and thus can be sung to the tune of Gilligan’s Island.

        Edit: Or House of the Rising Sun, if you prefer.

        • @jaybone
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          35 hours ago

          The House of Bamboo.

          Ok now I totally want to see a lounge / cocktail version of LOTR. Bilbo would be like an Austin Powers style 1970s spy swinger. Ya baby.

      • @Visstix
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        268 hours ago

        I listened to the audiobook read by Rob Inglis and he sang all the songs. They made melodies for all of them.

        • go $fsck yourself
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          14 hours ago

          Andy Serkis also narrated some audiobooks, but I have not listened to them. I hope he also sings.

        • @[email protected]
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          76 hours ago

          I have epubs of the whole series, there are audio attachments titled “jrr Tolkien sings <poem / song>”, but sadly I’ve never been able to get them to play… :(

  • @KillerTofu
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    458 hours ago

    It should be read no other way.

    • @MutilationWave
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      116 hours ago

      You can’t read it that way though, because that’s from the movie.

      Don’t get me wrong, it’s awesome.

      • @KillerTofu
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        95 hours ago

        Clearly I mean the intensity and commitment, not the words.

  • @TheMinions
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    127 hours ago

    What age would you all suggest for reading LOTR to your kids?

    I remember watching the movies when I was around 7 or 8 and the scene with the Urak-Hai hatching freaked me out so bad I didn’t watch the rest of the movies until I was 18.

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      I read it to my kids when they were each around 7-8 years old. They still have not yet watched the movies.

      There are scary parts, but it makes the resolution that much sweeter. But they were also prepared for it because we were reading at that level. I didn’t go from Dr Seuss to Tolkien.

      (Also, as a casual book nerd, if you’re at the point of reading LOTR to your kids, I’d also highly recommend reading them Moby Dick.)

      • @Gradually_Adjusting
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        35 hours ago

        I wish my kid could sit still for that kind of thing. We have been at the Hobbit for over two months and we just now got to the trolls.

    • @[email protected]
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      47 hours ago

      Every child is different and reading is different than watching. The movies were pg-13, the books probably fit that determination as well. But when a particular child is actually “ready” has to be determined by parent and to some degree the child.

      There’s no uruk-hai hatch scene in the books at least. I read them starting at 7 or 8ish myself and don’t recall any related nightmares.