LPT: Put a few spoons of water in the pan before you start to mitigate this.
I’ll let my kids make their own mistakes to learn from. Except for never frying bacon topless, that shit I’m teaching them early.
That’s why always microwave it! -my soggy ass
If I had pecks like the guy in the picture I’d work in a smelting plant shirtless just to show off.
He’s just ultra, ultra lean.
Skin heals, but grease stains might never wash out.
Skin heals
*terms and conditions may apply
I’ve still got some scars from my youth of making this mistake. Having little 2nd degree burns all over your chest is not a good time.
But how’s your shirt? Snug? Yes. Stained? Not with fried bacon juice!
Hah! True enough. I’d rather get grease on a shirt than blisters though.
Thanks for reminding me of this format. Gave me an idea for tenforward for the near future.
“Be careful! You may accidentally engage in coitus with an alien.”
More or less the direction I’m taking.
or the raw bacon might fall on your peanits and you might have to make a post on 4chan
I can hear Jeremy Soule’s melodic music playing over this static image.
I like to live dangerously
Same principle of going in for the belly rub on my cat.
The risk is worth the reward
