What in the name of the Illuminati is going on here? And why in the name of Alex Jones are you usually reliable nutters not freaking the heck out?

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    It’s almost as if they’re bad-faith hypocrites who will drop any supposed values the instant it’s convenient for consolidating their power.

    • @reddig33
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      It’s almost like they’re paid propaganda and disinformation campaigns of the far right.

    • jackeryjoo
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      365 days ago

      aka, Fascists. The lot of them.

      As is anyone defending or supporting president musk.

  • OptionalOP
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    I mean, if President Joe Biden had brought Soros into the government as an “efficiency expert” and let him have access to federal government data, Republicans would have impeached Biden instantly. They would have set the White House on fire using the flames erupting from the heads of Fox News hosts.

    The only difference I can see here is that Musk isn’t … ohhhhhh, wait a minute. I get it. He’s not Jewish. I forgot your whole thing has to be antisemitic. My bad.

      • @[email protected]
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        245 days ago

        Whoa now. Let’s not be hasty. As a Canadian, I beg you to step back, think a sec, and not get derailed.

        Burning the white House is our thing.

      • @SleepyBear
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        The question remains: Why arent leftists willing to go the extra distance to meet their repu(gnant)blican opposition.

        • @MegaUltraChicken
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          145 days ago

          Because if I go commit some right wing terrorism I get slapped on the wrist and a pardon from my daddy.

          If I do that as a leftist, they kill me.

          Until we have enough people willing to die for this, we’re kinda stuck.

  • @[email protected]
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    Because all this is happening out in the open, there’s no secret conspiracy.

    A conspiracy theorist thrives on being one of the few who know the actual truth.

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      It’s specifically about being against the narrative. George Bush could come out and say he did 9/11 to destroy Hillary Clinton’s checks to Jeffrey Epstein saying “For child prostitutes/adrenochrome” and they would go on about how that’s just a psyop to make people go back into quarantine

  • @takeiteasypolicy
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    Conspiracy theorists are quiet cause there is no conspiracy to unearth here LOL. Elmo has literally bought US President and he is openly running (ruining ?) the government as his personal office. He even provides regular public updates at his personal platform X on how he is destroying US government institution by institution!

  • @lennybird
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    625 days ago

    It truly is the most deep statey info warrior bowling Greene lizard people pizza gate conspiracy that I’ve ever seen.

    Yet, nothing. lol.

    • @[email protected]
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      45 days ago

      Alex Jones use to complain about transhumanists but now that they guy who actually wants to put computer chips in your brain has control of the federal government his top concern is… (literally looking a infowars right now)… oh god just constantly glazing trump. Also, zelensky is a warmonger who wants nukes.

  • @[email protected]
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    195 days ago

    This is more evidence for what I call “the meta conspiracy.” I think conspiracy thinking has been actively promoted by the media and government in order to distract from actual government conspiracies. It both keeps people distracted with “UAPs” and “Adrenochrome” while also making any serious discussion of oligarchy, censorship, and oppression look ridiculous by association with crackpots.

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      I agree with the gaslighting part, but don’t necessarily think it was “the government”.

      I think it was billionaire/adversaries funded groups, probably Elon in part, definitely Russia/China.

      Elon understood Twitter/SM very early on. I remember reading somewhere how Tesla didn’t spend a dime on (traditional) marketing the first few years, it was pure social media manipulation / dark patterns.

      “The point of propaganda is not to make you believe something in particular, is to make you not believe anything.”

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        “We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false.” - William J. Casey, CIA Director (1981)

  • Tarquinn2049
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    Not really the type of conspiracy they go for, it’s being done overtly, visibly, and in a way that everyone believes it is going on. Most of the “fun” of crazy conspiracies is that you have to convince everyone that you aren’t crazy, that it’s totally happening, and your proof is real… none of that is necessary here, they are plainly stating what they are doing, no smoke, no mirrors. Just blatant criminal power grabbing.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    Same set of dipshits that form groups like the oathkeepers, etc and stockpile weapons against a tyrannical government, but constantly advocate for everything counter to this country’s people and for a tyrannical government…

    Also the same set of dipshits that make up bullshit about “child trafficking” when it comes to Democrats, but embrace people like donvict, Gaetz, and so on…

    No one should be surprised at all.

  • @distantsounds
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    Conspiracy theorists are no longer interested when it’s no longer a theory. Always been

    • ThePowerOfGeek
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      Or… They’re only interested in conspiracy theories when those theories reinforce their own persecution complexes.

      The twist here is that Musk’s shenanigans are going to seriously fuck them over, but they don’t realize it yet.

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    He has a small team installing invisible parasites that transferred directly into untraceable coins like Monero. That’s why he has a cloyd computing guy (Tom Krause) and a software engineer (Marko Elez) working closest to the system.

    It’s a heist because he’s desperate to be the world’s first trillionaire and take over everything… And he’ll do it too. Mark my words, he’ll be a trillionaire some time within four years.

    (And it looks like Reddit is nkw compromised too)

  • @DarkFuture
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    It’s because the corruption is too straight forward.

    Conspiracy theorists revel in thinking they’re smart for connecting the dots, even if the dots don’t form any kind of picture. That part is irrelevant to them. Feeling smart is the whole point.

    This is just basic corruption that doesn’t require any imaginary dot connecting. It doesn’t serve to make them feel intellectually superior.

    • @Sanctus
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      Its up to us. Bring the nation to a grinding halt.

        • Snot Flickerman
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          115 days ago

          You can stop buying American products and services. As a US citizen, I think the rest of the planet needs to boycott our shit.

          I know it will hurt me and other US citizens. That’s not really the point anymore. We will get hurt anyway. One of the few ways to undermine what they’re trying to do is to hit them in the pocketbook and stop giving them money.

          So, what you can do is purchase with your conscience in knowing that supporting the US is supporting a despotic regime.

          That’s all you can really do, and considering how much of an aberrant bully the US has been, I can’t really ask for help beyond that.

            • Snot Flickerman
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              25 days ago

              For sure, but it’s well within reach of people outside of the US without having to ask more of them. They have their own problems, and a lot of those problems they have historically have been made worse by US meddling. I don’t expect people from the rest of the world to come running to save the US, I think the world learned that lesson after 9/11 when we threw away the good will of the wider world to become Team America World Police.

              That’s why, despite it not being a strong form of protest, it’s all I feel comfortable asking of people from elsewhere in the world in stopping what is happening here.

              • @[email protected]
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                Well I won’t boycott US products. Also your wording is kinda weird, ask of me whatever you want. I’m only going to do it if I think it’s useful, you’re just someone on the internet

                • @[email protected]
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                  “someone do something about it”

                  Gets told a way they do something, however small, even as a non citizen

                  “nah I won’t do that.”

                  Wild to watch unfold.

  • @foggy
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    B-b-but G-g-george S-s-soros!

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    Because most conspiracy theorists are right-wing, and only have issues with anything remotely left of Margaret Thatcher, if MT didn’t somehow become “too far-left” due to how the Overton Window moved further to the right…

    • OptionalOP
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      I think that’s true now, but I don’t think it was necessarily true prior to The Demented Rapist descending the escalator.

      A good government coverup is fodder for both sides, but after 2016 with all the Qanut stuff they just went absolutely banapants crazy.

      • @P1k1e
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        My brothers one of them. Thinks cuz he lucked out on Bitcoin he won’t have to pay taxes of the government falls, so he’s stoaked about it. Thinks he’ll never have to work again cuz a lack of regulation means he keeps it all when he sells em. Also was genuinely happy when I called him an Anarcho capitalist… Grown ass man, still a simpleton

  • @Treczoks
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    But, but, it is the right side of coup!