• @FilthyShrooms
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      33 hours ago

      Food poisoning cares not for your hydration levels

    • @Donkter
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      67 hours ago

      Because I am a dark Lord who slayeth demons and angels.

      • @shneancy
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        12 hours ago

        lactose intolerant and had too much cheese?

  • @over_clox
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    1212 hours ago

    Because you’re supposed to rest your muscles, not clench your asshole…

    • @_stranger_
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      77 hours ago

      If that was true they’d call if a _relax_lette, not a _toil_lette

      • @over_clox
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        6 hours ago

        It’s called a John Crapper, thank you very much, stranger