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If Maine would like to capitulate again, the Maritimes would be happy to have ya. We can send some tough natives (bit redundant to call natives ‘tough,’ eh?) over to Michigan for them to surrender again.
Fuck you Canada, if anyone’s going to annex the US and turn it into a beach resort it’ll be Denmark. And we mean it! We’ll tariff you so hard /s
Jokes on you, the Hawaiian revolution is already taking over the west coast. Aloha la revolution.
Super, let’s meet for okolehao when you get to New York. If Hawaii revolts, and maybe get together with other first nation people, I’d be all for helping you out… Once we’re done helping the Ukrainians hitting concrete through Putin’s face
Let’s get together on this one, and party! Maybe we can make it all a big beach resort, or something?! DenCanadaMark has a great ring to it!
How about Canadanmark? You get to keep your name, it stays first, but we get to kick Trump in the nads first
Hey you can have the orange oompaloompa for whatever you see fit. It’s the house we insist on. We have this thing where we just need to set it on fire.
Coocoocool you need kindling and a drum of gasoline? BTW can we roast marshmallows?
After we’re done with respectively the house and the walking traffic cone, how about we reenact the Karma Police video with the nazi and one of his cars?
We have this thing where we just need to set it on fire.
Oh I know, 20 years ago I listened to three dead trolls in a baggie, like a lot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aue-zWxYtEc
If you get Mexico in on the deal, it could be called Denada.
Many of us Americans wouldn’t be opposed…
please do. I love maple syrup, poutine and socialized medicine. It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
It’s easy, you try to put the puck in the net, and flip a coin if it’s challenged for goaltender interference
It’ll take a while for me to get used to hockey though.
Just think of it like football, except everyone has a big stick, razorblades strapped to their feet, and fistfights are an expectation.
and you don’t have to deal with the players feigning grave injuries every time they bump into each other.
Unless you’re watching a dive king like PK Subban. ;)
Wait… which football we talking aboot? American, Canadian or “soccer”?
soccer
Good, so it’s like football except more like rugby.
I could get behind that.
Fast paced, near always a fight, and the guys aren’t wimps.
Think of it as soccer but at 4x speed.
Just watch Shoresy. You’ll get it in no time.
I watched Goon instead. Will that help at all?
You gotta set the tone!
Because 90% of Canadians wanna stay as far away from the US shitstorm as possible.
When did the “Texas will secede” crowd turn into “51st state”?
You know when you train your replacement at work after giving your 2 weeks notice?
Don’t tempt me with such a wonderful dream only to wake up to a nightmare.
Yo if yall wanna grab Washington most of us would be fine with that
I think it’s a pretty funny meme, but understand how it is less funny to Canadians. How about you burn down the white house again and then we call it even?
Can’t we just get Charles III to show up with an eviction notice? We haven’t paid rent in like 250 years…
Honestly, if Trump wasn’t an idiot, I’d be on board with this. Setting national pride aside, you might be able to negotiate changes to US federal laws and programs that would bring them more in line with Canadas, along with some sort of 10-20 year sunset period in which existing Canadian programs would continue to run. Then we could do a national merger.
But I know he’s picturing an invasion, because he doesn’t give a shit about nuance and compromise.
Maybe if Israel takes the Americans
Donald Trump is going to squirm like a worm when the businesses turn on him when Canadians start buying more local.
