Can someone explain this? I haven’t played Portal.

GLaDOS would read that seduction is a highly successful tactic for getting what you want, attempt it for all of 0.68 seconds, before declaring it a mistake and switching on the neurotoxin.

Portal was a Star Trek story after all

Not a typical one. Wheatley proved himself immune to Kirk’s usual method of dealing with rogue computers.

A Mathematically Perfect Nope

Edit: updated meme

Audio

I should have just used the actual audio from the game instead of running it through TTS.